1. armystrong-countryboy:

alwayschasingsafety:

fandom-mused-fandom-games:

ROUND 2 BITCHES

there’s not enough notes on this

This needs more fucking notes!!!

    armystrong-countryboy:

    alwayschasingsafety:

    fandom-mused-fandom-games:

    ROUND 2 BITCHES

    there’s not enough notes on this

    This needs more fucking notes!!!

    (via nickyab5308)

    1 day ago  /  5,110 notes  /  Source: fandom-mused-fandom-games

  2. hipster-trichster:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.  Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

that was a wild ride

    hipster-trichster:

    2makeyewsmile:

    Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

    Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

    Woman: Oh, I see.

    Officer: Can I see your license please?

    Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

    Officer: Don’t have one?

    Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

    Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

    Woman: I can’t do that.

    Officer: Why not?

    Woman: I stole this car.

    Officer: Stole it?

    Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

    Officer: You what?

    Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

    The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

    Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle
    please!

    The woman steps out of her vehicle.

    Woman: Is there a problem sir?

    Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

    Woman: Murdered the owner?

    Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

    The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

    Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

    Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

    The first officer is stunned.

    Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

    The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

    Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

    Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

    that was a wild ride

    (via nickyab5308)

    1 day ago  /  276,350 notes  /  Source: 2makeyewsmile

  3. boss-of-the-plains:

Lunch break

    boss-of-the-plains:

    Lunch break

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  5. stuff-that-irks-me:

You mean like Obamacare? Forced to buy or penalty.

    stuff-that-irks-me:

    You mean like Obamacare? Forced to buy or penalty.

    (via christian-glibertarian)

    1 week ago  /  100 notes  /  Source: redbloodedamerica

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    2 weeks ago  /  52 notes  /  Source: gop-tea-pub

  7. gwydtheunusual:

miritamoku:

cactus-princess:

too—weird-to-live:

exploringplaces:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

Wauwwww

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree


nature posts here ✿

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

    gwydtheunusual:

    miritamoku:

    cactus-princess:

    too—weird-to-live:

    exploringplaces:

    zafojones:

    Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

    Wauwwww

    how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

    nature posts here ✿

    Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
    Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

    You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

    Frankentrees.

    (via christian-glibertarian)

    3 weeks ago  /  160,869 notes  /  Source: zafojones

  8. christian-glibertarian:

guns-and-humor:

Should you call state agents and wait for them to protect you, or practice self defense?
Yes! It changes their plans when they don’t get back up to claim another welfare check or Obamaphone!! Or better kill another family!
Truth!  You have a intruder, the police do not dash in to save you!  After about 20 minutes and the screams stop, they sit and wait for any movement to leave your home! Usally after your beaten,robbed,raped,or already dead……. Your choice,your life! 

Shooting a murdering rapist immediately changes their plans. WTF.

    christian-glibertarian:

    guns-and-humor:

    Should you call state agents and wait for them to protect you, or practice self defense?

    Yes! It changes their plans when they don’t get back up to claim another welfare check or Obamaphone!! Or better kill another family!

    Truth!  You have a intruder, the police do not dash in to save you!  After about 20 minutes and the screams stop, they sit and wait for any movement to leave your home! Usally after your beaten,robbed,raped,or already dead……. Your choice,your life! 

    Shooting a murdering rapist immediately changes their plans. WTF.

    3 weeks ago  /  117 notes  /  Source: guns-and-humor